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Milton Bradley Is Batshit Crazy
Milton Bradley has asked for some time off from the Seattle Mariners to focus on his personal issues. Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut . . . Get well soon, Dear Friend.
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News Of The Duh: Hostile North Korea May Present Threat To Peace
The Leaders of Japan, South Korea and China held a summit recently to discuss North Korea’s unprovoked torpedo attack on the South Korean vessel, the Cheonan. Apparently, one objective of the summit...
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Saudi Clerics Advocate Adult Breast-Feeding
Seriously, there isn’t a thing we could do or say that would make this any more batshit crazy. Make Sure You’re Facing East When You Do It: Saudi Clerics Advocate Adult Breast-Feeding – AOL News....
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Crazy Bastard Thwarted In Bid For Awesome, Meaningful Death
Ailing nutjob Gary Brooks Faulkner apparently decided that if his time was short, he’d do his damnedest to drag Osama bin Laden down to hell with him. Supplied only with the essentials–pistol &...
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People Actually Believe That? Ramtha And The Lizard-Beasts Of Mt. Rainier
By Smaktakula Religions have long been in the business of promulgating wacky theories: the Immaculate Conception, Lord Brahma’s birth from a lotus flower grown from Vishnu’s navel, the prospect of 72...
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Man, The Discovery Channel Really Pissed That Guy Off
By Smaktakula Self-loathing nutjob James Lee stormed into the Discovery Channel offices Wednesday looking for justice. Instead, the environmental radical bumbled his way into a delicious pile of...
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Corrupt Afghan Despot Revealed To Be Complete Nutbag
By Smaktakula Crazy? Crazy Like A Fox. A Fox That's Really, Really Crazy. Investigative reporter Bob Woodward’s soon-to-be-published book, Obama’s War, contains a number of revelations which may be...
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Charlie Sheen Downgraded From ‘Douchebag’ Status In Light Of Illness
By Smaktakula Seriously, Charlie Isn't Even Trying To Make It Difficult For Us Anymore. After lengthy consultations with prominent physicians, lawyers and spiritual advisors, Promethean Times has...
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You May Now Eat The Bride
By Smaktakula Gawrsh! We Wouldn't Know What To Buy If The Man On The TeeVee Didn't Tell Us. At least 99% of television commercials are mind-numbing horseshit. That Madison Avenue pitchmen are able not...
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Headlines: We’re Not Laughing, Ricky
By Smaktakula No Matter How Loudly We Trumpet Our Innocence, The Man’s Always Trying To Bring Us Down. In which we celebrate ignorance by responding to the headlines of news articles we have not...
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